You might be from Texas if . . . ."

Someone put together this little "You might be from Texas if . . . ."  I got it from a friend, hope you enjoy!

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas; 

If you've worn shorts and a parka in the same day, you may live in Texas; 

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas; 

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas; 

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas; 

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas; 

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas; 

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas; 

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80, and everybody's passing you, you may live in Houston, Texas; 

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you may live in Texas; 

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely have lived in Texas.